The importance of hot beverages

Beret - vintage, thrifted
Trench - thrifted
Dress - 80s, thrifted, altered
Leggings - Glassons
Shoes - No 1 Shoe Warehouse

I have been working in cafes almost every day recently - I go through phases of doing this rather than working at home, particularly when I am feeling a bit Overwhelmed by Life and need to be away from the house. My beverage order at the cafe, however, varies according to mood. To whit:

1. When I'm feeling ferocious and energised ("Right, Book. It's just you and me. Are you feeling lucky? Go on, make my day,") I order a whole pot of plunger coffee meant for two people, and power through it by myself in an hour.
2. When I'm feeling relaxed and thoughtful, ready to consider different possibilities, look at the big picture and be open to change, I order a pot of Earl Grey and sip it slowly, making it last for as long as I can.
3. When I'm horribly stressed and on the verge of a panic attack, I order a chai latte to calm me down and help me concentrate. The scent of cinnamon is very soothing.
4. When I'm depressed and convinced that the book is the Worst Thing Ever Written, I order a hazelnut latte with extra syrup, cream and marshmallows.

This is a digression, but can I just complain very quickly about the lack of table service here? So few cafes do it. It's a real pain having to get up to order another coffee when you're hauling a laptop case and a pile of books around. I don't want to leave my handbag or laptop on the table while I order, because that would just be stupid, but then I have to carry them all up to the counter. And then back again. And someone may have stolen my table in the meantime, even if I have left my coat on the chair or a strategically placed notebook by my empty cup. It is very frustrating. All right, rant over.

Off I go! Today is an Earl Grey day, I think.

P.S. As I mentioned above, I am feeling a bit overwhelmed by current dramas in my life, and I'm afraid I've fallen behind in replying to comments. I do hugely appreciate every comment left, and I apologise for my late response - I'm going to try and catch up this afternoon and tomorrow! Thanks for your patience.
P.P.S. I have all these exciting things I want to tell you, but I can't yet! Some interesting pieces of news will be coming soon, I hope.

Guest post: Solanah of Vixen Vintage on hats

Solanah is the undisputed Queen of Hats. Usually seen with an impeccable topper of some kind perched on equally impeccable locks, she has become a style icon in the blogosphere. Solanah's blog, Vixen Vintage, has been one of my favourites for a long time, and when I started thinking about posting an article on hats, I knew that she would be the perfect person to write it. I was thrilled when she agreed, and tackled the subject with her characteristic expertise and humour.

Thanks again, Solanah - and enjoy the post, everyone!

Andrea xx


Buying a hat for the first time can be almost as daunting as wearing it for the first time. Hats tend to lie on that thin line between "stylish" and "ridiculous", but with a little help you can choose just the right one to fit exactly who you are.

Buying a hat

The same rules apply to buying vintage hats as with buying vintage clothing. If you find one ask yourself these questions:



"Do I like how I look in the hat?"

Perhaps you find a beautiful hat you love sitting on a shelf, but once you put it on it does not love you back. Play around with the placement, tilt it to the side, back, front. Try your hair up, down, or imagine different makeup (I can never wear a hat without red lipstick). If after all that you don't love how you look, put it back and move on, there are other hats to try in the world!

"What condition is it in?"

If the hat has wire sticking out, holes in the felt, stains, glue globs, or brittle trimmings, don't buy it, unless you feel like taking on a hat restoring project. However, dents or bends can be easily fixed; just hold the hat over a steamer or tea kettle and shape it back with your hands.

"How much is it?"

Because there's not much of a demand for hats, you can generally find them at an affordable price. There are those hats that hold designer labels or incredible trimmings that are worth a pretty penny, but truth be told the most I've paid for a hat was $40, and some of my favorites cost less than $20! Once you familiarize yourself with hats, and explore the costs, you'll know what is a fair price and what is not. Of course age has a lot to do with price, the older it is the more expensive it will be.


Displaying hats

Hats make such pretty decoration, on or off your head! Most can be hung on hooks or knobs on the wall, mannequin heads, hat stands, or better yet a hat rack! Just make sure they are out of direct sunlight, and overly damp or dry rooms.


Storing hats

If you need to store your hats, invest in some hat boxes and store the hats upside down stuffed with acid free tissue paper to keep shape. Some of the less delicate ones can be stacked in each other. Again make sure they are not stored in damp or dry rooms.


Traveling with hats

Taking hats on vacation requires a traveling hat box that is large enough to fit multiple hats. Just make sure you carry it on a plane instead of checking it, and don't bang it around a bunch. And you'll look super chic walking around with a pretty hat box!

Caring for hats

If a hat sits in one place a while it will probably collect a bit of dust. Take a soft bristle brush and lightly sweep the surface every once in a while to prevent dust from settling.

Don't wear your hat out in the rain - the structure will be compromised. Berets make good light rain hats, or if you must wear a hat, carry an umbrella! As for washing, if a stain does not come out with a lightly dampened cloth, take your hat to a professional (or cover the stain with a flower or ribbon!).


Buying online vs. buying in person

For your first few hats go with buying in person so you get a feel for what you like and what looks good on you. Once you know which shapes, details, and colors are most flattering it becomes easier to buy online. Perhaps your local vintage shop has some great hats, but don't work for your budget. Try on different styles, then look for a good deal online for similar hats. Always pay attention to the size; women's hats (if labeled at all) have the size in inches or centimeters. To find your size measure around your forehead at the widest part, with hair down.

Hats for your lovely face shape

Here is an incredibly helpful post on finding a hat for your face shape.

Photo credits: 1940s hat, Little girl in hat, Hat rack, Hat boxes,, Hatbox for traveling, Head measurements

Night and day

Dress - 80s, thrifted
Gloves - vintage, thrifted
Bag - 70s, belonged to my mum
Shoes - No 1 Shoe Warehouse


Hat - vintage, thrifted
Pearls - a gift from my great-grandmother
Dress - thrifted
Belt - thrifted
Shoes - thrifted

Thanks so much for your comments on my previous post, everyone: I can't tell you how much I appreciate them. I'll reply to them all over the weekend!

Glasses

Glasses are not just an accessory to me. For a long time they defined my personality - largely because I was given no choice in the matter. I was the Girl with the Big Glasses. It was the first thing people noticed about me, and it was the first thing they remembered. It didn't help that I was a 'brain', as well. It just made me more of a cliche. I was really unhappy during the majority of my school years, and, unfortunately, my glasses-wearing was a big part of that.

I have shocking eyesight - really, really bad - and always have. My mum bought me my first pair of glasses when I was just over a year old, because I kept bumping into furniture. At first she thought I was just clumsy, but soon realised that I actually couldn't see the couch/chair/pointy edge of the coffee table.

(I would still absolutely wear this outfit)

When I was very little, my friends did not comment on them. If anything, they thought it was quite cool that I had these interesting bits of wire and glass on my face. When I started primary school, however, the older kids made sure that my classmates learned what glasses really meant - egghead, nerd, four-eyes. Along with the fat kid in my class, I was the token target of jokes. It didn't get better as I grew older and started to (heaven forbid) become interested in make-up and clothes and boys. I was a big pair of glasses with legs and arms, and it didn't matter what I wore or how I did my hair - the glasses were all anyone saw.

When I was fifteen, I got contact lenses. It sounds dramatic, but it really did change my life completely. I had eyes for the first time, it seemed. People started to notice their colour, which had never happened before. I had a whole face, in fact! People had trouble recognising me for the first few weeks - I honestly think that they had no idea what I actually looked like. I also felt more involved with the world; a physical and mental barrier had been removed. I was no longer safe behind a glass shield. It felt very raw and vulnerable for the first few days, and I remember how naked my eyes looked; how dark my under-eye shadows were. The wind and rain and sun were harsher.

The contacts met with mixed reaction. My stepdad didn't like them - I think because he was scared of who I might become minus my handy-dandy boy repellents. My best friend, who also wore glasses, thought I had betrayed the secret society of glasses-wearers - that I was giving in to peer pressure. Someone in my class told me I no longer looked 'smart.' I didn't care. I could wear eye make-up! I could wear non-prescription sunglasses! I could walk in the rain without needing a tiny pair of windscreen wipers! And, most importantly, I could use other things to define my appearance (which, like it or not, is often taken as the first indicator of personality).

I still feel like I wear glasses. I push imaginary specs up my nose all the time. When I draw pictures of myself, I instinctively draw them with glasses. Inside, I am still the nerdy 'brain' with the pudding-bowl haircut, braces and enormous plastic specs. Now liberated by contact lenses, I talk about how much I hate my glasses, how ugly I look with them on. My husband has tried to convince me that I actually don't look that bad, but I have never believed him (still don't).

And I'm wearing a pair today. Not prescription, yet, but it was still surprisingly hard to wear them in front of people again.

I've been thinking a lot about my younger self lately. What would she think of me now? Would she be pleased with how I've turned out? All this thinking has turned into a sort of tenderness towards younger Andrea. I want to go back in time and tell her that she isn't as ugly as she thinks; that school doesn't last forever; and that she will find friends who are like her. Eventually. I think that is why I was drawn to these glasses: a pair as enormous and prominent as my old ones. I don't think I am ever going to stop being the Girl with the Big Glasses inside, but perhaps I can take back some of the power; wear them by choice, not by necessity. Be proud of them. Maybe.

Did any of you wear glasses when you were younger? What was your experience? Do you still wear them?

Woman of the Week (and thrifted loot!)

Woman of the Week - Lady Smaggle


Oh, Lady Smaggle. I love you. If you look up 'smaggle' in the dictionary, you will find ... well ... nothing. But in Lady Smaggle's personal lexicon, it means to love something violently. To quote: "a cross between a smash and a snuggle. When something is so cute you kind of want to kill it a little bit." You know when you want to give your partner or kitty a death-defying squeeze, or threaten to bite their heads off because they're so cute? That is the desire to smaggle. And it is very appropriate for this lady, as I want to smaggle her daily (that sounds dirty, but really it's not). One day I would love to sit in the sun somewhere and demolish a couple of bottles of wine with her. Her blog is full of energy, optimism and verve, and she has a free-spirited and fabulous sense of style (and amazing hair). I enjoy the blogs I read regularly because there is an interesting person behind the blog: Lady Smaggle is a warm, genuine, talented and all-round fab person, and a breath of fresh air in the blogosphere. Head over to her blog and have a look!

In other news, I had a magical thrifting expedition today. I visited an op-shop that usually doesn't yield many treasures (although I did find this there), and hit a rich seam of vintage! It was quite epic. All the 'retro' items are shoved into a little under-stairs cupboard in this place, and it only fits one person at a time. I climbed in and started to rummage, apologising (but not really meaning it) to other people who wanted to come in (I did my rummaging very quickly, though, because I didn't want to be too inconsiderate). One lady climbed in with me, which made us embarrassingly and prematurely intimate. She started reaching in front of me and stealing things, but I managed to get to everything I wanted and hold on to my stash (see? Epic). Aforesaid stash is (please excuse the wonky photos) ...

1. A snuggly 1970s polo-neck sweater that will be perfect for winter. Most of my finds will be saved up for winter, in fact.

2. A vintage faux fur collar - I have been looking for the perfect one for a wee while, and I think this is it!

3. A mysterious blouse with a lovely collar. I say mysterious because the side seams of the blouse are not sewn, and, as far as I can see, never have been. It's not a problem, of course, as I can sew them up to fit, but does anyone have a good guess as to why they would have been left open? It's not a handmade blouse - there's a label. It's actually from Liberty's of London originally, which made me very happy.

4. Another Laura Ashley sailor dress! Honestly, I am a magnet for these things. I have found four in the past year (one of which I wore yesterday). This one will be just perfect for winter once I have taken it in and shortened it into a mini-dress - the fabric is a thick corduroy.

5. A gorgeous winter coat! I just love the shape of this - nipped-in at the waist, and then flaring out. It's a perfect fit, too. And the label says, 'An Allen Barry original: styled by Parisian for the modern miss,' which I just love. Vintage labels are the best.

And I haven't even shown you my best find of the week! That's because I'm planning to wear it tomorrow. My friend Hannah and I decided to dress formally for our casual takeaway dinner tomorrow night because we so seldom get a chance to wear our pretty party dresses. Pictures will definitely ensue.

I hope you're having a great week. Thank you for all your comments on yesterday's post, and for all the rants on Tuesday - there's nothing I like better than a good rant!

Writing a good synopsis

Beret - vintage, thrifted
Dress - 80s Laura Ashley, thrifted, altered
Shoes - thrifted

I used to think that synopses were evil, soulless things (even worse than the Dreaded Query Letter). I used to think that they sucked all the life from the novel, reducing it to a list of 'and then and then and then'-s, and that they were pure drudgery to write. Now, however, I am a fan. I really am. I still think they're devilishly difficult to write, but I also think they are immensely helpful as both a personal writing tool (keeping track of the big picture) and as a way to market your book to potential agents and editors.

At the moment, I am finding my synopsis to be a really useful part of the revision process. I'm essentially rewriting my work-in-progress (as I did with my previous book - it seems that I have to finish a first draft before I say "Oh, so that's the story I was trying to tell." I wish I didn't work that way, but it seems I do). My style of plotting is similar to my style of navigation. I start out with great enthusiasm in the general direction of my goal. I get horribly lost. I stop and consult my map, and work out my route. I start out with great enthusiasm (again). I get lost (again). I stop and consult my map ... and so it goes on. At least doing this with my story doesn't waste any petrol!

So, to over-extend this metaphor, my synopsis is my map. It is a detailed chapter-by-chapter outline that lists all of the major events in the story. It is also a fluid document rather than a locked one: as I work through the rewrites I come across new and better solutions from time to time, and so I change the synopsis to reflect them. It acts as my big picture. I'm a details person, as evidenced by my colour-coded clothing and love of filing, and I need something that reminds me of my larger goal.

If you are still searching for an agent and publisher, however, or are promoting a new book, a synopsis is a marketing tool, and has different requirements. There is no one 'right' way to write a synopsis - as with everything in this business, different things work for different people - but I thought I would compile a list of some points that I find helpful.

The basics

A synopsis needs to cover all the important plot points and describe the story clearly and well, while also being a good read. It has to be clear, well-organised and coherent. It also has to be engaging, entertaining and lively. Your synopsis should be a sample of your writing, not just a bland summary of events that could have been written by anyone. Your voice has to come through.

Make sure that you are focusing on the important plot points, and not on details that may be wonderful in the actual book but are just going to confuse and bore people in the synopsis. If a minor character makes a brief but hilarious appearance before disappearing, never to be seen again, that's perfectly fine - but don't include it in the synopsis. I have to be very conscious of this when I'm summarising, because I have a tendency to get hung up on the details. It is not really important for the reader to know that your main character is wearing a purple sweater, unless that purple sweater turns out to be a Magic Sweater that will save the world by the end of the book.

Make it exciting

Imagine you have just seen a really amazing movie, and you're describing it to a friend who isn't sure whether they should go and see it on the big screen. You loved it, and you have to convince them. That will give you some sense of the tone you need.

Add local colour

I think that, if your book has a really distinctive tone, some of that should come through in the synopsis (and in the query letter, but that's another story). If you are writing a comic novel and the 2,000-word synopsis is a yawn, that does not bode well for the 80,000 - 100,000 words of the supposedly hilarious actual book. That is not to say that you should write your synopsis exactly as you wrote your novel - it serves a different purpose, after all - but that some of the flavour of your book should come through.

Edit, edit, edit

This goes for everything you write, really - even emails! I was always hugely paranoid about emails I sent to agents and editors, because a spelling or grammatical error (while unlikely to tip the scales one way or the other), does not look good. You are meant to be an expert wielder of the language, after all. If your synopsis is riddled with errors, that is going to ring alarm bells.

Ask someone else to read it

Give it to someone else to read: or, even better, read it out loud to someone. That way you will both pick out the problems. If you stop and they say, "What happens next?", you've done a good job. If they say, "This doesn't make sense," then thank them profusely and make sure it's clear, because you can be sure that an agent or editor would be thinking the same thing. You know your own story so well that it's easy to skim over the gaps and leaps of logic: someone else's input is crucial.

A good test is to let your friend read the synopsis (or read it to them), and then to ask them to tell you the plot, as they understood it. If you have written a good synopsis, they should be able to give you a pretty clear, comprehensive summary of what happens in your book. If they get confused and leave out important points, get back to work.

Hopefully helpful points

• The synopsis should always be in present tense ('the aliens land, and John meets with their leader' rather than 'the aliens landed, and John met with their leader.') It should also be from the omniscient author's point of view: do not write in first person, even if your book is written in first person.
• When a character makes his or her first appearance, it is customary to print his or her name in capitals. Only once, though! After that, write it normally.
• You have to tell the whole story in the synopsis. Even if your story has a surprise-twist ending. No cliff-hangers!
• Format the synopsis as you would format your manuscript. It's a good idea to double-space it, as this makes it easier to read.
• It's difficult to say exactly how long a synopsis should be, as opinions vary. Generally, the shorter, the better, but I have seen some attempts at one-page plot summaries that make no sense at all because there simply isn't room for all that happens. I try to keep mine between two and four pages (double-spaced), but that's not an Unbreakable Rule of Doom, it's just my own personal preference. Of course, if an agent or publisher has requested a specific length, then go with that.
• I sometimes start the synopsis with a quote from the book, to give it a bit of flavour.
• Many people swear by The Snowflake Method. I find some of its points helpful, but I would start chewing off my own fingers if I followed it to the letter. That's just my opinion, though, and it may work wonders for you.
• This goes for everything that you submit to an agent or editor, but make sure that your name, the title of your work (with the word 'synopsis' mentioned, too) and the page number appears on every page.

Synopsis checklist

• Is it interesting?
• Does it make sense?
• Have you covered all the major plot points?
• Is the conflict clear?
• Do you get a sense of who the characters are, and do you care about them?
• Has someone else read over it?
• Is it free of spelling and grammatical errors?
• Is it correctly formatted?

Once you've done all this, pour yourself a stiff drink (or break open a bar of chocolate). You've earned it!

Have-a-rant Tuesday

Dress - vintage, thrifted
Waistcoat - vintage little boy's, thrifted
Cameo - heirloom
Socks - stolen from husband!
Satchel - vintage, gift from friend
Shoes - thrifted

Whoops, I have been wearing this waistcoat a lot lately! I suffer from New Stuff Syndrome, which compels you to wear new things to death as soon as you've bought them. Let's pretend that I wore it this often deliberately, to show three different ways to remix it. Would that be okay? Thanks. So here are the other two ways:

Hat - vintage, thrifted
Blouse - thrifted
Scarf - thrifted
Waistcoat - vintage little boy's, thrifted
Grey wool skirt - vintage, thrifted
Shoes - thrifted
Case - vintage, thrifted

Blouse - thrifted
Waistcoat - vintage little boy's, thrifted
Skirt - thrifted
Shoes - thrifted
Brooch - gift

Thanks for pretending with me - I feel better!

I am grumpy today, because my last wisdom tooth is coming through and it is exceedingly painful. I am dosing it with Bonjela and hot toddys at bedtime, but the pain is one of those constant aches that chips away at your fortitude and strength of character until you become an angry five-year-old. Why do we need wisdom teeth anyway? They are right up there with tonsils and appendices as Useless Parts of the Body. They hurt, and then we have to pay vast amounts of money to have them taken out. When this one comes out I am going to put it in a vice and then smash it with a hammer. I hate it that much.

I'm going to borrow an idea from my lovely girl-crush, Lady Smaggle, and invite you to have a rant too (now that you've had to sit through my teething troubles. Get it? Teething troubles? Har, har.). What has been really getting up your nose this week? What's making you throw your toys out of the cot? Vent here! Share the wrath!