My best friend, Ally Mullord, writes a hilarious column for New Zealand's 3 News website. In the spirit of the season, I thought I would share her recent articles on preparing for the Christmas holiday. Because who doesn't like to read about butt towels on a Friday morning?
Christmas Gift Guide Part One
"With less than a fortnight until Christmas, chances are all the presents will be bought and wrapped and stuck under the tree - unless you’re like me, in which case you haven’t bought a single present and are definitely in need of last-minute present ideas.
Today we will cover short-notice presents for pretty much anyone, and a few things which might seem like good gift ideas but generally aren’t. Tomorrow: finding the perfect item for that hard-to-buy-for person."
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Part Two: Bird Baths and Butt Towels - Christmas gifts for the person who has everything
"It's hard to find the perfect Christmas present.
It's even harder when the person you're buying for has very broad tastes, already seems to own everything they might need, or is a distant relative you don't know well. Luckily, Part Two of our Christmas Gift Guide will spear-tackle your gift dilemmas."
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Christmas Safety Guide - Decking the Halls with Care
"Christmas is really dangerous. Did you realise how dangerous Christmas is? I did not. For example, every year several people injure themselves on the turkey. Not carving the turkey or cooking the turkey – just on it. “Maude! Call the ambulance, the wing’s stuck in my ear!”
I suppose this is a Christmas safety article."
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